Discover Magazine

News | Popular | Blogs | Articles | Departments

Discoblog

NCBI ROFL: Triple feature: Do the mystical healing powers of pyramids apply to rats?

Effect of housing rats within a pyramid on stress parameters.

“The Giza pyramids of Egypt have been the subject of much research. Pyramid models with the same base to height ratio as of the Great Pyramid of Giza, when aligned on a true north-south axis, are believed to generate, transform and transmit energy. Research done with such pyramid models has shown that they induced greater relaxation in human subjects, promoted better wound healing in rats and afforded protection against stress-induced neurodegnerative changes in mice. The present study was done to assess the effects of housing Wistar rats within the pyramid on the status of oxidative damage and antioxidant defense in their erythrocytes and cortisol levels in their plasma. Read the rest of this entry »

February 22nd, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in batman!, holy correlation batman!, NCBI ROFL, super powers, WTF? | No comments

How to Turn a Blazing-Hot Fusion Reactor Into a Sunny Paradise, in 10 Easy Steps

Stephen Gaskell is a British science fiction writer whose work has been published in Nature, Interzone, and Clarkesworld. A graduate of the Clarion East writing workshop, he recently released Strata, co-written with Bradley P. Beaulieu.

In many ways the interior of a star would be an ideal place to live for an advanced species. A near limitless source of energy. Camouflage from interstellar predators. And sunshine three hundred and sixty five days a year.

In our new novella, Strata, Bradley P. Beaulieu and I didn’t travel so far into the future that humankind had migrated to the sun, but we did imagine giant solar mining platforms that orbit through the sun’s chromosphere. Of course, at present such a feat of engineering is beyond the technological and economic reach of humanity, but we wondered if this might one day be a scientifically feasible enterprise. Here are 10 features of the extremely hostile solar environment that had to be overcome:

1. Pressure

You might think your boss is putting you under enormous pressure for next week’s deadline, but it ain’t got a patch on the kind of stress that the center of the sun’s under. At its core, the pressure of the sun is equal to 340 billion times the Earth’s surface atmospheric pressure. That’s a lot of elephants standing on your head. Fortunately for the future of humankind’s solar mining adventures, the sun’s internal structure is not uniform. The outer regions from the photosphere up (the chromosphere and corona) are actually very thin, with pressures generally 1% or less of Earth’s surface atmospheric pressure. Still, I wouldn’t hang out there.

2. Gravity

The sun’s big. Big like you can’t imagine. You thought Jupiter was big, but the sun makes Jupiter look like some snotty-nosed Mummy’s boy on his first day at school. And what does all that matter do? It does what gravity tells it, creating one serious gravitational well about which the planets orbit like toy ducks around a discharging plughole. Mercury completes one whole orbit every eighty-eight days. The orbital period for a mining platform situated in the sun’s chromosphere would be around one-tenth of a day. That’s a fair zip! And there’s an additional problem; any solar miners would be effectively weightless in the freefall orbit—the mass of the platform being negligible compared to a planet or moon.

In a fixed position the problem would be worse, the surface gravity of the sun some 28 times greater than the Earth. Even fighter pilots get nowhere near those g-forces. In the best traditions of science fiction we came up with an as yet undiscovered technology: gravity inhibitors, an idea first floated (ahem) in H.G. Wells’ The First Men in the Moon with Dr. Cavor’s invention of the fictional material cavorite.

Read the rest of this entry »

February 22nd, 2012 3:49 PM Tags: astronomy, guest post, science fiction, Sun
by Veronique Greenwood in Space & Aliens Therefrom | No comments

NCBI ROFL: A field study of bar-sponsored drink specials and their associations with patron intoxication.

“OBJECTIVE:
The study examined associations between bar-sponsored drink specials and alcohol intoxication at the patron level.
METHOD:
Data were collected in a college bar district located in a large campus community in the southeastern United States. Random and self-selected samples of patrons were interviewed after exiting college bars at night on four different nights (N=383). Anonymous interview and questionnaire data were collected as well as breath alcohol concentration (BrAC) readings. Read the rest of this entry »

February 21st, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in duh, ethanol, NCBI ROFL | No comments

NCBI ROFL: Finally, science invents a toilet seat that takes your blood pressure!

Fully automatic system for monitoring blood pressure from a toilet-seat using the volume-oscillometric method.

“Daily monitoring of health condition at home is very important subject not only as an effective scheme for early diagnosis and treatment of cardiovascular and other diseases, but also for prevention and control of such diseases. From this point of view, we have been developing a fully automated “non-conscious” monitoring system for home health care. Read the rest of this entry »

February 20th, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in ha ha poop, NCBI ROFL | 1 Comment

NCBI ROFL: Sexualization of the female foot as a response to sexually transmitted epidemics: a preliminary study.

“The authors reviewed historical literature and hypothesized a relationship between epidemics of sexually transmitted diseases and foot fetishism. They tested this hypothesis by quantifying foot-fetish depictions in the mass-circulation pornographic literature during a 30-yr. interval. Read the rest of this entry »

February 17th, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in holy correlation batman!, NCBI ROFL, penis friday, scientist...or perv?, WTF? | No comments

Separated at the Cloning Lab: Vint Cerf and Sigmund Freud

One is a father of the Internet. The other is the father of psychoanalysis. They both rocked shiny-bald heads, classy three-piece gray suits, and full, lovingly manicured, white-gray beards. They were born nearly a century apart, but the similarities are simply too striking to overlook.

Clearly, Sigmund Freud and Vint Cerf were created in a cloning lab, in what may well have been an experiment run by the Nobel-bestowing Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences to create super-smart scientists with a penchant for fine haberdashery. Is it not obvious to everyone upon looking at photographic evidence?

If you have any leads about other scientists, engineers, or doctors who were separated in the cloning lab, let us know in the comments, @DiscoverMag, or at azeeberg <at> discovermagazine <dot> com.

February 17th, 2012 4:18 PM Tags: Freud, psychoanalysis, Separated at the Cloning Lab, the internet, Vint Cerf
by Amos Zeeberg (Discover Web Editor) in Technology Attacks!, What’s Inside Your Brain? | 1 Comment

NCBI ROFL: Study shows reading Twilight makes you more vampiric.

Becoming a vampire without being bitten: the narrative collective-assimilation hypothesis.

“We propose the narrative collective-assimilation hypothesis—that experiencing a narrative leads one to psychologically become a part of the collective described within the narrative. In a test of this hypothesis, participants read passages from either a book about wizards (from the Harry Potter series) or a book about vampires (from the Twilight series). Both implicit and explicit measures revealed that participants who read about wizards psychologically became wizards, whereas those who read about vampires psychologically became vampires. Read the rest of this entry »

February 16th, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in NCBI ROFL, rated G, reinforcing stereotypes, super powers | 1 Comment

Amidst Record-Breaking Cold, Hungarians Burn Bricks of Money To Keep Warm

As North America enjoys a startlingly balmy winter, Europe is in the midst of a cripplingly frigid cold snap, with snow in Rome that damaged the Colosseum and hundreds dead from the cold. In Hungary, charities are getting heating fuel from the government…in the form of piles of money.

The moolah—Hungarian forints—that people feed into their stoves is paper currency so tattered and worn that is has to be retired from circulation. To make it truly burnable, the authorities tatter it even more, in special factories where old forint bills are shredded and then pressed with fragments of wood into combustible bricks, by workers who must wear special clothes with no pockets.

Read the rest of this entry »

February 16th, 2012 3:54 PM Tags: forints, fuel, Hungary, lignite, weather
by Veronique Greenwood in Technology Attacks! | 3 Comments

A Caffeine-Tracking App…That Doesn’t Actually Track Your Caffeine?

cup

Sorry to tell you this, US Navy, but in our opinion, you’ve been had. This new app you’ve funded, dubbed Caffeine Zone, is not the best way to schedule your caffeine intake so as to maximize awesome and minimize double vision and crazy manic behavior.  Not by a long shot.

True, Caffeine Zone, developed by researchers at Penn State, does draw on studies that suggest that between 200 and 400 milligrams of caffeine in the blood is the sweet spot, the level at which that glorious productive high kicks in. Likewise, studies also say that having about 100 milligrams in the blood around bedtime puts you in the danger zone of insomnia. But when users type in when they plan to drink their caffeine, how much of it they’ll drink, and how fast they’ll drink it, the readout they get of their projected caffeine levels throughout the day sounds like a pretty basic chart that reflects how long caffeine hangs around in the average Joe, at least in this press release. It doesn’t take into account individuals’ metabolism, whether they’ve eaten recently, and all the other things that even the most dilletante-ish coffee addict can tell you affect the high.

Read the rest of this entry »

February 16th, 2012 8:30 AM Tags: apps, biometrics, Caffeine Zone, US Navy
by Veronique Greenwood in Technology Attacks! | No comments

NCBI ROFL: Do women with urinary incontinence really know where all the toilets are? The toilet paper.

“AIMS OF STUDY: Aim of this study was to determine if women with overactive bladder really do have a more detailed knowledge about toilets and their conditions in their vicinity in comparison to women with urinary stress incontinence and those without any urinary symptoms. Read the rest of this entry »

February 15th, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in NCBI ROFL, reinforcing stereotypes, told you so | 1 Comment